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If I were a Girl

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 11:25:50 +0000

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If I were a girl Even just for a day Id roll outta bed in the morning And see just how much noise I could make Id start drying my hair Youre still asleep I dont care I put all the lights on in the bedroom Turn the TV up to full volume too Its just what us girls do If I were a girl Id spend my day being mad Id blame it on my hormones And burst out crying even when Im not sad Id say that Im fine Then not speak for the day Say nothings wrong when you ask me Then Id still be bloody angry And start arguing when you get to bed If I were a girl Id always moan bout my weight Say Im fat and ugly Even though I know Im still a size eight Id demand equal rights But then wanna walk through doors first Id say all men are perverts And then wear a stupidly revealing skirt Id say Im independent That I dont need no man Then Id expect you pay For meals and nights out we plan Id want to have it both ways, Is that really so wrong?

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Fizzee Barstool - Dance Wiv Me Chris Cohen

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 11:26:13 +0000

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The original song* by Fizzy Barstool, Dance Wiv Me *not original

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Chris Cohen - I Kissed your Mum

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:25:53 +0000

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Why you shouldn't let Chris have a drink on a Thursday. Lyrics: I never even knew her name It was always just Mrs D I met her when we were at school And I came round to yours for tea But last night, you were out And she asked me to come in And then it happened suddenly On top of your ironing I kissed your mum and I like it The taste of old womens lipstick I used my tongue just to try it I hope you and your dad dont mind it It felt so wrong, it felt so right Your mums quite hot in a certain light I kissed your mum and I like it. I liked it That day when I didnt show for work, Was with your mum at Tescos She even lifted up her shirt, By the jersey royal potatoes Yeah shes quite old, and wrinkly too But her lips felt just like silk And she got a ladder in her tights, By the semi skimmed milk I kissed your Mum and I liked it, While we were watching countdown I used my tongue just to try it Next week well get your gran round I know its wrong, But it feels so right, Guess you and I wont be going out Friday night Your mum she is so beautiful Soft lips, dodgy hip, and a bit of stubble Cant use the bath cos she wont fit She uses , the shower, Aint no big deal at least shes clean I kissed your mum and l liked it, While you were playing Xbox We used your bed just to try it, I didnt even take off my socks, It felt so wrong, But it felt so right, But I hope you and I are still alright Cos I bedded your mum and I liked it I liked it

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Chris Cohen at the Olympic Games

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:23:03 +0000

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Chris Cohen's coverage of the Olympic Games.

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Bargain Hunt - Only a little more disturbed

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:32:06 +0000

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Chris Cohen's take on Bargain Hunt.

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Neighbours - Angus and Rachel fall out

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:36:15 +0000

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Angus and Rachel have a Facebook related disagreement.

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Jeremy Kyle - My Partner Ate my Baby

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:42:58 +0000

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Another everyday saga solved by the magical Jeremy Kyle

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Chris Cohen - Live on Setanta Sports News

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:08:40 +0000

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Chris Cohen live on Setanta Sports News at Christmas

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A Team Called Palace - Chris Cohen

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 11:27:47 +0000

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Lyrics copyright 'ChrisCohenMusic' 2008 Music copyright 'The Jam' 2008 One for the Palace fans! Lyrics On Saturdays down at Selhurst Park- We'll have a drink and a moan Looking -back to all those rosey days ..

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Chris Cohen - Checkout Lady

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 11:28:29 +0000

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Oh baby, I see you looking at me on your swivelly chair by the till You want me don't ya? I was in the supermarket just the other day The Supermarket baby --

Chris Cohen at the Fairfield Halls

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 11:28:55 +0000

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A private video/audio recording of some highlights from Chris' set at the Fairfield Halls in Croydon, alongside Kevin Day and Jo Brand to support East Surrey Cancer Research.

Chris Cohen live on Upstaged - High Vis Jacket II

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:41:19 +0000

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See part two of the High Vis Jacket man's tribute song.

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Chris Cohen - Professional Horse Race Commentary

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 11:49:42 +0000

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Chris Cohen's professional horse racing commentary showreel.

Chris Cohen - The Language - Live in London

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 11:49:48 +0000

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See Chris perform the hit song from the 'Off the Woodwork' EP, The Language, live in London. The EP and this song are now available to buy on iTunes!

Chris Cohen live at Dingwalls

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 11:49:56 +0000

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To celebrate Chris making it through to the live show at http://www.bbc.co.uk/upstaged , enjoy this clip from his headline show at Dingwalls, London.

Chris Cohen - In the UK

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:19:14 +0000

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It's a hard old life living in the UK Things seem to get much harder with every day It's no surprise most people are moving away…

222 Players - 1 Song

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:19:16 +0000

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The biggest and longest song yet.. all 222 Premier League players in one song. It's long, it's strong, it's soft and it's wrong.

Chris Cohen - Song for Scolari

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:19:17 +0000

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A song for the new man at the helm at Chelsea.

John Terry s letter to Claude Makelele

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:20:15 +0000

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So John Terry didn't make the European Championships and Claude did... here's his letter to Maka...

Chris Cohen - Stand up live at Monkey Business

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:20:16 +0000

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Chris' set at the Monkey Business Comedy Club in London.

Luigi s Ballad

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:20:26 +0000

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This is a song for all the Luigi's out there. Happy New Year to you all!

The Ram s Relegation Song

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:20:29 +0000

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Come on the Rams!

I m leaving you for Evo

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:42:03 +0000

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I thought I'd write this song for every person who's other half doesn't understand the true meaning of Evo.

Steve McClaren - A Tribute Song clean version

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:43:18 +0000

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Right from the start, you never had it in your heart When you left the Riverside, The English nation sighed…

The Ode to Ronaldo

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:44:07 +0000

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A song for the cheeky winker

The Premier League Quarter Review 08

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:44:40 +0000

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Just realised I rhymed back with back in the first verse.. I'm a moron! Just a quick, rough, messy song encapsulating the Premier League up until this point!

The Rafa Benitez Song

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:45:18 +0000

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Rafa, we want you to stay!

We all love the Hammers

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:45:24 +0000

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It's finally here West Ham fans!

Brad and Stacey s Nightmare

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:26:18 +0000

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For the three people who requested it, it's the Brad and Stacey song......

Poor Peter

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:26:24 +0000

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My apology song to the big man... Chris’s apology to Peter Crouch

The Avram Ditty

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:26:30 +0000

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Cheer up Avram! (The other one died, sorry folks!)

The Jose for England Song

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:26:39 +0000

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You asked for it! So the England team are without a boss, Steve McClaren has now gone, although that's no real loss..

Chris Cohen on Radio Five Live

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:34:20 +0000

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Hear Chris perform four songs on Radio Five Live on Saturday 22nd December 2007 with Eamonn Holmes

Who'd be a manager

rss@sevenload.com (ChrisCohen) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:45:29 +0000

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It seems they're all getting the sack this year.. here's my musical take ...