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Citizen Kate Horse Poop & Politics

rss@sevenload.com (Citizen Kate) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 13:13:02 +0000

Video "Citizen Kate Horse Poop & Politics" from Citizen Kate

Citizen Kate marches with the Iraqi Veterans Against the Iraq War and ends up in a lot of crap as she continues her quest to get questions in the final debate. I've been trying to get questions from viewers, friends and regular citizens in the last Presidential Debate between Barack Obama and John McCain at Hofstra University. I navigated through the campus, CSPAN, BBC, a two-sided protest, and now I found the key to making it happen: Iraqi Veterans Against the Iraq War. A group of Iraqi Vets against the war marched the gates with their demand to get two questions into the debate. We joined efforts so that we could get all of our questions answered from the candidates. Of course, we were met with the resistance from cute cops in uniforms, horses and crap. Seriously. I think I still smell like poop. Or maybe that's the scent of this election? Note to self: Fighting for your cause can sometimes lead to a lot of political shit. Citizens should be allowed to ask questions of the candidates.

Tags:funny news NY protest politics Obama McCain citizen kate Debate Iraqui Veterans Against War IVAW hosftra Iraq Vets Against the War presidential debate

Citizen Kate: The Last Debate - Still Waiting to be Heard

rss@sevenload.com (Citizen Kate) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:26:35 +0000

Video "Citizen Kate: The Last Debate - Still Waiting to be Heard" from Citizen Kate

Here we are, finally, the last debate, but you'd think that since America is falling apart, that maybe one of us regular Joe's, not Joe the Plumber, would be able to get some access, not so, my friends.

Tags:funny politics Obama Presidential McCain Citizen Kate Debate

Citizen Kate: Stars and Stripes and Mace

rss@sevenload.com (Citizen Kate) — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 11:59:18 +0000

Video "Citizen Kate: Stars and Stripes and Mace" from Citizen Kate

Suspension of our constitutional rights - that's what happens at an American protest. See how you can dress your way out of it.

Tags:News Politics Presidential McCain Citizen Kate RNC Protest

Makin' Friends with The Maverick - John McCain

rss@sevenload.com (Citizen Kate) — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 11:45:03 +0000

Video "Makin' Friends with The Maverick - John McCain" from Citizen Kate

When his mother says "He's a Momma's boy!" apparently there's some truth in that. Southern momma's love him.

Tags:News Politics Presidential McCain Citizen Kate Maverick

Cititzen Kate: Bed, Not Mud, Slinging

rss@sevenload.com (Citizen Kate) — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 11:36:52 +0000

Video "Cititzen Kate: Bed, Not Mud, Slinging" from Citizen Kate

Our battle worn candidates and me. It's tough to get up in the morning after being attacked, but if you're in politics, the show must go on.

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Citizen Kate: My First Protest

rss@sevenload.com (Citizen Kate) — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:09:36 +0000

Video "Citizen Kate: My First Protest" from Citizen Kate

The sad, but true stories of who protests what at the DNC.

Tags:war funny iraq clinton mccain obama presidential vet citizen kate dnc

Panicked John Edwards

rss@sevenload.com (Citizen Kate) — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 01:01:18 +0000

Video "Panicked John Edwards " from Citizen Kate

Little did I know that not only do I resemble Edwards mistress, Reille Hunter, but when I asked him for a job, he laughed, not at my joke, but I think a sigh of relief.

Tags:funny news united states mistress America political scandal presidential democratic citizen kate John Edwards Reille Hunter 2008 campaign

Citizen Kate's Weird Voting Myths.

rss@sevenload.com (Citizen Kate) — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:28:56 +0000

Video "Citizen Kate's Weird Voting Myths." from Citizen Kate

People have really weird ideas of why they might vote, or might not. Trust me, I can dispel those weird voting myths.

Tags:comedy vote obama presidential citizen kate voter

CK MSNBCfinal

rss@sevenload.com (Citizen Kate) — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 20:50:08 +0000

Video "CK MSNBCfinal" from Citizen Kate

My NBC audition, filed from the Green Party convention. Look for those pieces -coming soon.

Tags:News Comedy Obama Presidential Citizen Kate Green Party

Everybody Must Get Sconed

rss@sevenload.com (Citizen Kate) — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 06:40:21 +0000

Video "Everybody Must Get Sconed" from Citizen Kate

Citizen Kate finds the key to peace at a Libertarian Pot and Tea party. I went to my first ever pot and tea party sponsored by the Marijuana Project at the Libertarian National Convention in Denver. I was looking for peace. And there's nothing more peaceful than weed. Just ask the Native Americans. They passed around the pipe to stop war. So I ate everything looking for "peace". I wonder if all Libertarian candidates enjoy the peace weed? Can you imagine Bob Barr smoking from the peace pipe? Or Mike Gravel? Or Lady Liberty? Think about it. If we all smoked weed, soldiers in Iraq would be laughing and hugging each other. Peace and hugs. Note to self: We need to stop all wars, including the war on drugs. Even Homeland Security knows that.

Tags:Citizen Kate Libertarian Party Bobb Barr Weed Pot Stoned Peace

Kate Gets Serious with Republicans

rss@sevenload.com (Citizen Kate) — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:23:15 +0000

Video "Kate Gets Serious with Republicans" from Citizen Kate

That's right! Citizen Kate meets up with some A-list Republicans at the CNN/LA Times/Politico Debate in Simi Valley, California. I can't believe I'm finally meeting Republicans. This calls for some serious tactics so that they know Citizen Kate is serious. I want to be taken serious. It was an amazing time. I spoke with Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and almost with Rudy Giuliani. Seriously. Oh. And there was a young girl trying to steal my act. She’s playing the role of Young Citizen Kate. Rudy took her serious. He talked to her. Seriously. Note to self: Republicans aren’t as serious as I thought, but I seriously need to find out more about them.

Tags:Citizen Kate Soglin Arnold Schwarzenegger Rudy Giuliani Republicans American Politics President Sexy

Amishamed We Can't Vote

rss@sevenload.com (Citizen Kate) — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 18:24:25 +0000

Video "Amishamed We Can't Vote" from Citizen Kate

Citizen Kate spends the day with the Amish and Mennonites in Indiana to discover how they feel about the Voter ID Law, which could take away their right to vote. I spent a wonderful day with my new friends at the Miller Buggy Line Tours and Menno-Hof Center in Shipshewana. The Amish and Mennonites are simple, lovely, and very green people. Al Gore should hang out with them to realize the real inconvenient truth is that this community of super green people people may loose their right to vote. I learned firsthand what this community thinks about voting, the candidates and great leaders. So I spoke with one Amish man, and one liberal Mennonite, Joe Yoder, who's name is all over the town. Yoder's are very popular there. They must love Star Wars! Note to self: Sometimes people choose not to vote. But they should always have the choice.

Tags:Citizen Kate Amish Vote American Politics Voter ID Law Sexy Butt

Obama & Me

rss@sevenload.com (Citizen Kate) — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 01:28:49 +0000

Video "Obama & Me" from Citizen Kate

A year in review of Citizen Kate's journey to meet Obama. Many people have asked me why I began this whole citizen journey on the campaign trail. The answer is simple -- to find Obama. He's an icon in my hometown of Chicago. When I heard he was making a possible presidential announcement in Springfield, I was there. I followed Obama to LA, where my hope to meet him was crushed. I went to Iowa and commissioned Duffy Lyon to make a butterhead of Barack. Then to New Hampshire, where David Axelrod admitted I was key to success. I even was in Indiana singing with Stevie Wonder, and so close to shaking Obama's hand. Still no go... Obama, I made your butterhead! Now stop shunning me. Note to self: Politics and Obama, are sweet.

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The Real Hillary: What Happened

rss@sevenload.com (Citizen Kate) — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:10:21 +0000

Video "The Real Hillary: What Happened" from Citizen Kate

Citizen Kate meets up with some A-list Politicians, including Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John McCain, at the Libertarian National Convention in Denver. I'm so excited. I went to my first big Libertarian event--a masquerade ball. I dressed as the future Lady Liberty. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning for...freedom. The night was a total blast. Libertarians really know how to party. Wearing masks allows you to be free to say what you want any old time. I poured drinks for freedom, met Presidential elect Bob Barr, and hung with some of this nation's forefathers like Thomas Jefferson and John Adams. I can't believe it! I actually spent most of my evening with Hillary Clinton. A lot of people don't know the real Hillary. But I do. She even sent me a personal email with a secret -- She plans to concede this Saturday. I know that she'll always keep what's best for this nation in mind. And the woman can dance! She's smokin'. Note to self: If your party sucks, go to another. Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, Peace and Freedom. You choose.

Tags:hillary clinton citizen kate american president politics sexy funny

The Real Party: Libertarians

rss@sevenload.com (Citizen Kate) — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:55:21 +0000

Video "The Real Party: Libertarians" from Citizen Kate

Citizen Kate finally finds the real party and learns what it takes to be a Libertarian. I was so excited to go to the Libertarian National Convention in Denver. It was liberating compared to some of the other political parties I've been too. Everyone was excited to talk to me. So much so that I spoke with almost every Libertarian Presidential Candidate directly, including the official Libertarian Presidential candidate, Bob Barr, his running mate, Wayne Allyn Root, and the Democratic turned Libertarian candidate, Mike Gravel. I learned firsthand that Libertarians stand for anything to do with personal freedom and less government. It's like they want to elect themselves out of a job eventually, and live a free and prosperous life. What's not to like about Libertarians? They love peace, drugs and rock 'n roll, which of course makes them the best party to go to. Note to self: Become a Libertarian, to say and do whatever you want. Vote Libertarian to "help the other guy win".

Tags:Bob Barr Mike Gravel Libertarians Citizen Kate American President Politics Sexy Funny

Hot Tips for Winning the Presidential Race

rss@sevenload.com (Citizen Kate) — Sat, 24 May 2008 23:39:36 +0000

Video "Hot Tips for Winning the Presidential Race" from Citizen Kate

Citizen Kate gets tips on winning the presidential race from the first four time Indy 500 winner AJ Foyt, and his team's Indy 500 driver, Darren Manning. If you want to know how to win, go to people who win for a living. AJ Foyt shared his thoughts with me on what it takes to be a great leader. I even got to spend time with the crew in the pit during practice. My prediction: Darren Manning will win the Indy 500...if the race is judged on looks. The whole AJ Foyt Racing Team is super cute, and I got to hug them all. I should spend more time at the Indy Speedway. Seriously. Good luck, Darren! I'm rooting for you. Note to self: Political campaigns are like race car driving. It takes more than one lap around the track to really get going and win.

Tags:politics hillary obama presidential citizen kate indy 500 darren manning aj foyt

Citizen Kate Hillary Indiana

rss@sevenload.com (Citizen Kate) — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:14:23 +0000

Video "Citizen Kate Hillary Indiana" from Citizen Kate

Citizen Kate cateches up with Old Hollywood Celebrities at a Hillary Clinton event in Indianapolis, Indiana. So, I made it to my first big Hillary event in Indiana. It was a rock concert with John Mellencamp. Actually, he only played one song. I discovered firsthand what local reporters go through at political events. I didn’t get to interview Hillary. But I did see stars like Sean Astin, Rob Reiner, and MIss Indiana. I even chatted with Mary Steenburgen and Ted Danson. I was super clost to Bill Clinton! But not close enough to touch him. When I tried to reach the Clintons after Hillary’s big speech, the volunteers stopped me. Apparently, reporters with cameras aren’t allowed to get too close. Just another day of being a citizen journalist. Note to self: Pretend you’re not a reporter so that you can get better access to candidates.

Tags:funny comedy entertainment journalist kate politics hillary United States citizen presidential indiana hillary clinton primary mellencamp goonies

The Uptake Profiles In Citizen Journalism

rss@sevenload.com (Citizen Kate) — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:22:43 +0000

Video "The Uptake Profiles In Citizen Journalism" from Citizen Kate

The Uptake.org profiles Citizen Kate

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Barack on a Roll

rss@sevenload.com (Citizen Kate) — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:24:22 +0000

Video "Barack on a Roll" from Citizen Kate

Citizen Kate discovers the secret to Obama’s success at a rally in Indianapolis. What an amazing night!? I arrived last minute to the Barack Obama rally downtown, and got right in. Finally, people are starting to recognize citizen journalists as the real deal. Despite the rain, it was a warm night filled with good music and super cute secret service agents. And very different from the Hillary rally. Barack lacked the Hollywood super stars, but received a personalized serenade from Stevie Wonder! The energy was undeniably upbeat with a diverse crowd 10 times larger than Hillary's single song Mellencamp experience. I mean, Stevie made it very clear that he's all for Obama. Barack's on a roll. Note to self: Lyrics written about you really increase your popularity in politics. Baaarack Ooobama. Baraack Ooobama.

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